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Joke of the Day

"*walks up to dealer* I would like 3 weeds please ""Are you a cop?"" No I love crime and tomfoolery ""..."" Could I also get a bushel of cocaine?"

"Which 20th Century Business tycoon was a top? The one who could really Rock-a-feller"

"A bunch of religious accounts are following me so I can only assume I'm the subject of a monthly sermon series."

"Why did Serj Tankian cross the road? because he wanted to..."

"What State do you go to to ask questions? Al-ask-ya"

"Fun Christmas Trivia: ""Myrrh"" is the awkward sound you make when you look at your bank balance on Dec 26th."

"What is an Italian with Alzheimer's favorite espresso drink? Affogato!"

"What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. . What do you call nuts on a chest? . Chestnuts. . What do you call nuts on a chin? . A blowjob."

"Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside."

"How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training."