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Joke of the Day

"Why can't a T-Rex clap Because it's extinct"

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Mexican and Donald Trump wouldn't allow it to cross the border."

"My son asked me what it is like to be married.. So I deleted all the music on his ipod except for 1 song."

"I've just turned a mortgage payment into wine. Your move, Jesus."

"What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool? Sinko :D"

"Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells? She grew out of her B - shells!"

"I wish my marks would smoke weed So it'd get high"

"I hate it when I get my days mixed up and I accidentally take my stupid wife out instead of my girlfriend."

"Where do sick boats go? ........to the dock!! HAHHAHHAHAHHA"