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"I was going to view the front page But I had already reddit"
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"What do you call a Jamaican motorcycle? Bob Harley"
"Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art? Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming ""stay away from me!"""
"Dark humor is kinda like food.... Not everyone gets it."
"wooden leg named smith My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him ""What was the name of his other leg?"""
"Two six year olds are walking to school Boy: this morning, my daddy found two used condoms in our patio. Girl : what's a patio ?"
"My 4 year told me my tummy looks soft and squishy today, so I put her barbies on the highest shelf on the house."
"A closed mouth keeps it's teeth."
"Do these jeans make me look fat? wife : Do these jeans make me look fat? Me totally scared: Would you get mad if i tell you the truth? Wife : No, i won't! Tell me. Me : I slept with your sister"
"What's white on top and black on the bottom? A: Society."