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Joke of the Day

"haha remember when you were a kid you'd hide inside the clothes racks at stores. can't do that as an adult. someone's stupid kid is in there"

"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because feminist can't change anything."

"Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? For hispanic attacks."

"Just saw a boneless KFC commercial followed by an ad for apple flavored beer. Anyone remember when adults didn't act like five year olds?"

"Friend: ""I'm breaking up with my boyfriend. He acts like a savage."" Me: ""Fred or Ben?"""

"When it comes to girls with low self-esteem... guys always go for the low hanging fruit because they are easy pickings."

"The Civil War wasn't about slavery . . . . . . it was about ethics in journalism."

"What do you call? What do you call a donkey with three legs?? A wonkey!!"

"Yo mama is so fat, white and horny That when she bent over in Africa, wildlife conservation tried to breed her with a rhino."

"You Are What Your Eat I used to love the candy Nerds, but I stopped eating them when I realized that for me, it was basically cannibalism."