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Joke of the Day
"I work with a guy named Rick. I'm pretty sure he spells his name with a silent ""P."""
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"Still looking both ways on one-way streets."
"I went to a Halloween party where everyone was dressed like a sore thumb Not me, no, I stuck out like a vicar."
"If Donald Trump becomes president and keeps up his shenanigans, he could be the first president to be impeached. It would be an un-presidented event in American politics."
"I like talking to bartenders because they can't go anywhere."
"Running away doesn't help you with your problems. Unless you're fat."
"What do you call someone having butt sex with Stephen Hawking? Ingenius"
"My pics are real. I don't use any filters. I don't even use coffee filters. I eat coffee straight outta the container like a man"
"Sharks would look awesome with mustaches, but evolution said no. Cause evolution is a dick."
"""I saved this for thirty years so I could give it to you and you could throw it out."" - Moms"