136767

Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks while he fits and the other one...."

"I had an embarrassing sexual problem with my wife last week - I came too early And found her in bed with someone else"

"Remember when we spent an entire year learning cursive? That's why the other countries are winning."

"Right before our Grandpa died we covered his back in butter. He went downhill pretty quickly after that."

"""Life Lesson: Never under any circumstance should you compliment a woman on her mustache, no matter how impressive it may be."""

"Dark humour is like food. Not everybody gets it."

"it's about that time of the day when I stop hitting the snooze button, wipe away the drool, open the blinds, and head on home from work."

"What do you call someone who's only part Jew? Jewish"

"r/jokes should have an allergy warning Cauition: may contain reposts"

"What does a pescatarian librarian eat when they're hungry for a little snack? Microfiche."