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Joke of the Day

"I went to a Halloween party where everyone was dressed like a sore thumb Not me, no, I stuck out like a vicar."

"ENTER PASSWORD > bench85 PASSWORD TOO WEAK. TRY AGAIN. > bench285 BRO!"

"What did the polite homosexual man say to another at the bar? Mind if I push your stool in for you?"

"Obama says he supports gay marriage because his views have ""evolved."" Republicans unsure which half of the sentence to get more angry about."

"""I have parrot-like reflexes."" ""Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"" ""Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"""

"I sleep with my clothes on and one eye open. Not because I'm scared, but my zipper is broken and I've had too much botox on one side."

"Indoor trash bin that keeps getting taller until someone finally decides to take it out."

"If you make that Civic muffler loud enough, you can drown out your dad's voice calling you a worthless piece of crap. Almost."

"What is Walter White's favourite band? Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure."

"""There's plenty of fish in the sea"" is just something people say because you're going to be alone. Fishing is something you can do alone."