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Joke of the Day

"I went to a Halloween party where everyone was dressed like a sore thumb Not me, no, I stuck out like a vicar."

"What did the zero say to the eight? ""Nice belt, fuck face."""

"why doesn't mexico have an olympic team? because everybody that can run, swim or jump in in the united states..."

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Easy question. Egg because they are white."

"A Web Designer decided to use right aligned text His boss yelled at him for it, because it wasn't justified."

"What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos? A messycan"

"My friend asked his fiance to marry him with a song. The proposal had a nice ring to it."

"Why don't cannibals like to eat clowns? Because they taste funny."

"I used to know a real good joke about the Jonestown Massacre... Man, it was a good one too. The punchline was killer."

"Me: excuse me, but I can't taste the alcohol Clerk: all smoothies are non alcoholic here. Me: YOU SHOULDN'T CALL YOURSELF A BAR THEN!"