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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone having butt sex with Stephen Hawking? Ingenius"
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"I just hope the government doesn't have my Angry Birds scores. All in all they're pretty embarassing."
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"What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life? Fred and George Weasley."
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"Who has the best website in the jungle? The Onlion King."
"Men are like curling irons. They're always hot and they're always in your hair."
"What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?! Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit?!"