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Joke of the Day

"My pics are real. I don't use any filters. I don't even use coffee filters. I eat coffee straight outta the container like a man"

"A banker tells his client that a 1,000,000 investment will turn into a ton of money! So the the client asks ""How much is a ton of money"" The banker responds ""Two Thousand Pounds"""

"I once saw a real bear in the wild and said ""Aww, look at him!"" What I'm saying is, don't turn to me for practical thinking in an emergency."

"How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram!"

"3 middle aged men walk into a notary office. Half life 3 confirmed."

"Martin Luther King Day White's Sale."

"What do gay horses eat? Haaaaaaaay! ( I didn't hear this joke until college.)"

"as a lad i often drew 2 adjacent circles in a crude attempt to portray an Ass. ive since matured and only draw asses of the utmost precision"

"There are three kinds of people on earth Those who can count to three and those who can't !"

"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink."