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Joke of the Day

"I like talking to bartenders because they can't go anywhere."

"I went to the hairdresser and she asked how I'd like my hair cut. In silence."

"Welcome to Asia's newest billionare. His name is Cha Ching."

"How do philosophers shave off their beards? Occam's razor"

"How do you get down off an elephant? You don't. You get down off a duck."

"I know my computer doesn't have a virus because I've never had an 8-bit skull and crossbones pop up onscreen laughing."

"""What time do I get off?"" has an entirely different meaning when you work in the sex industry."

"Did you hear about the genetic study on diarrhea? They say it runs in your genes."

"Why did everyone love the fisherman? He was a real catch"

"Robocop seems pretty cocky for a guy that can't swim."