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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between most people and planes? Most people miss the twin towers."

"What type of porn do Canadians watch? Fifty shades of eyy"

"Hey baby are you a unbalanced equation? Because I think I need more of U! Edit 1: Also sorry for the bad grammar in the title sadly I cannot change it..."

"My little girl was staring at the letters on my coffee mug she's very QRS about the alphabet.... I'll see myself out."

"What's the difference between your work and your wife ? In 5 years, your work will still suck"

"How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years? Kissing strangers."

"The shortest hunter joke Two hunters go by a bar"

"You only live once? False, you live everyday. You only die once."

"Did you recently date Taylor Swift, only to be dumped and have a song written about you? You may be entitled to compensation. Call now."

"There's a secret menu item at McDonald's but you can't order it, you can only get it by acting like a jerk. (Cheeseburger wiped on shoe)"