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Joke of the Day
"Those tiny bottles at the liquor store aren't free samples. I know that now."
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"When I get old I'm going to trace every wrinkle on my body with a black pen, hide in kids closets, and pretend I'm a cracked porcelain doll."
"Why do french people eat snails ? They don't like fast food."
"I used to have black friends until my dad sold them :("
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but do you know what two Wrights make? An airplane."
"If good things come in small packages, then more good things can come in large packages."
"What makes food go bad? [bacteria](/spoiler)"
"Life is NOT a box of chocolates When the box of chocolates end, you get upset..."
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple a piece of bread on the ceiling"
"Lately people have been trying to get me to jump off a dock But I don't give into pier pressure."