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Joke of the Day

"My Favorite Native American Joke Smoke, Smoke, No Smoke, No Smoke, Smoke, No Smoke, Smoke, Smoke, Smoke? Smoke, Smoke, No Smoke, Smoke!"

"The Spanish Soccer team are have picked up two Euros in the last 4 years... ... that's two more than their banks."

"Saying ""excape ""makes me wanna stab you in the ""exophagus""."

"My OC Comic ""Punguins"" tell me what you think! http://penguinproductions.org/comics?id=1"

"When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?"

"What did the suicide bomber say when he saw a naked girl for the first time? Nothing. He just exploded."

"What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee? Getting ready for work"

"Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face open I really dont need to hear about your gym workout"

"every year you pass your birthday and know that you were born that day but every year you pass your death day and have no clue"

"I can kill a man with nothing but my bare gun"