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Joke of the Day
"What did the booger say to the finger? Pick on someone your own size."
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"What do you call 6.63*10^-34 mutinied pirates? Planck walkers"
"Ordering beef: ""Was this killed humanely? Did it suffer?"" Ordering lobster: ""I'd like to rip this to pieces in front of its entire family."""
"What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit a dog just pants!"
"I asked my mom why she forced me to go to to singing lessons as a kid She said singing is a skill I need to a choir."
"Demons must be obese... ...Because they hate getting exorcised."
"Why did the hospital put all of their gynecologists on salary? Because the ova time was killing them."
"Do you want to hear a short joke? Never mind, it'd probably go right over your head anyway."
"""Oh, we're going for a 30 second car ride? OK, let me gather all of my worldly possessions and get a little naked."" - my 2 year old"
"Women, you can't live with 'em... And you can't cut their heads off and gang-rape their corpses. Not alone at least. Get your buddies to help."