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Joke of the Day

"A lion, a witch, and a wardrobe walk into a bar The bartender asks what they're having. The witch replies ""Narnia business."""

"Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted."

"If your kid is having nightmares & keeps getting in bed with you in the night, a great solution is to go to sleep in full clown makeup."

"What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender? a handshake"

"Ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. They'll kill your dog."

"In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing."

"I don't like skinny fashion models cause I find their lack of weight disturbing."

"Study finds Washington state residents consumed 175 metric tons of pot in 2013 (real news) As a result, the state is changing it's slogan to ""Whoa Dude."""

"A girl told me she loved vintage once... So I locked her in the kitchen and told her she couldn't vote"

"If I were Jesus, I'd change all the water on waterslides to wine because how awesome would winoslides be?"