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Joke of the Day
"Transitional age is when during a hot day you don't know what you want ice cream or beer."
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"How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was."
"I sometimes pretend to hate Nickelback more than I do so you will like me."
"Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate? Dracula."
"What is the difference between a pizza and a black guy? A pizza can feed a family of four!"
"'I like big butts and I cannot lie.' - homeless guy rummaging through an ashtray."
"Worst joke:joker said I'm not a joker"
"I set my password as 14 days. What did the computer say? too weak."
"*stands in front yard, hands on hips, giving each autumn leaf that falls on my lawn a stern, disapproving look*"
"I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger .. And then it hit me."