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"The limerick writers on Twitter Can be justifiably bitter The limited length Is weakness, not strength And throws our last lines down the sh"

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"Confucius say lucky girl is girl who meet boy in park and lucky boy is boy who park meat in girl"
"That annoying moment when you're waiting for a text & you get one but it's from the wrong person."
"I keep forgetting my passwords so I changed them all to one that's super easy for me to remember: InsufficientFundsContactYourBank00.00"
"Teach a man to fish and feed him for a day. Shoot him in the face and never have to deal with that whiny douchebag again."
"I've finally stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil EDIT: Thanks for front page"
"Thank you to whoever has been keeping Keanu Reeves busy with a laser pointer for the last 10 years."
"How do you call a beautiful feminist? An oxymoron"
"This line for the bathroom at Starbucks is longer than kim kardashians whole marriage."
"How do you know if your room mate is gay? his dick tastes like shit"
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