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Joke of the Day
"Confucius say lucky girl is girl who meet boy in park and lucky boy is boy who park meat in girl"
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"""Don't tell anyone"" = ""Tell 10 people you trust"" right?"
"You know what's the saddest part of North Korea getting hacked? It won't get to see this."
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