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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a beautiful feminist? An oxymoron"
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"Don't worry, the right someone is out there for everyone. You'll probably never find them, or fuck it up when you do, but they're out there."
"My girlfriend's dad accused me of being a pedophile just because she's 18 and I'm 32. It really ruined our 10th anniversary."
"What do you get when you cross a sheep with a porcupine? a sweater"
"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches... Edit: Sentence inversion"
"I'm giving up alcohol for a month. Wait, that came out wrong. I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month."
"How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb? One."
"What does a tight-rope walker eat for breakfast? A Balanced Diet!"
"I've always wanted to shake Muhammad Ali's hand Unfortunately, Parkinson's beat me to it."
"What does a doctor prescribe a hardcore porn actress, when her vagina is too swollen to work? Antifistamines."