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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a beautiful feminist? An oxymoron"
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"*cutting the sleeves off a snuggie and calling it a thuggie*"
"(Sigh) I thought ""The Scarlet Letter"" was a book about red stationery...."
"Can a hippo be a hypocrite. Would the elephants call him hippocrite. Then he can call them elecunts."
"What do you call it when someone has sex with Dwayne Johnson? Rock Climbing. heh."
"*walks into convenience store* ""Excuse me, do you sell beef jerky"" No sorry we only carry beef friendly *beef sticks start complimenting me*"
"What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese"
"I like to say something disgusting which makes someone else say something more disgusting then I call them a pervert."
"*walking with my girlfriend on a beach* *i get down on one knee* ""will you ma..."" *a dog walks past & farts so loud it drowns out my voice*"
"hello secretary? i need you to go to that website where you can combine pokemon and combine mew and squirtle, print it out and bring it here"