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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if your room mate is gay? his dick tastes like shit"
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"GF (from 2nd floor window): either the trampoline goes or I go! ME: It ... was ... nice ... knowing ... you"
"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are under $2.00 while deer nuts are under a buck"
"What's the most dangerous animal in Africa? Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)"
"Thank God I still have 20 days to achieve my goal of ""going to the gym in 2013."""
"I like my coffee like I like my women..... ....ground up and in the freezer."
"Hate to be that guy.... ... because he's a dick. Fuck him."
"Who has the best male employees? The porn industry, because they're always hard at work. I'll escort myself out.."
"I really love Bruce Willis. I have all of his movies, hundreds of posters, and multiple autographs You might say that I'm a die-hard fan"
"Letsh Have Shex! Horny Sean Connery"