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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if your room mate is gay? his dick tastes like shit"

"AT&T sent me a text apologizing for their service outage. I sent them a text thanking them for making it impossible for people to call me."

"What's Putin's new favorite song? Crimea River"

"The first rule of parenting is: never negotiate with terrorists."

"People who are afraid of pedophiles need to grow up"

"I booked a suite at a 5 star hotel and when my girlfriend arrived,on the bed spelled out in rose petals was ""be right out,I'm taking a shit"""

"What was Hitler's favourite song? Knocking on ovens door"

"How to test your dog's IQ A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: If you spend $19.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you."

"did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? he was up all night, wondering if there was a dog."

"I've got a pretty big role coming up It's a cinnamon roll."