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Joke of the Day

"Thank you to whoever has been keeping Keanu Reeves busy with a laser pointer for the last 10 years."

"Why are fruit fetishists never alone? Because they cum in pears."

"What colour is eight? Purple (According to my 3 year old son)"

"A Roman walks into a bar and says ""Hey Niko! It's your cousin Roman, let's go bowling."""

"Why did the blonde snort splenda? She thought it was diet coke."

"Pokemon GO servers Yeah, that's it."

"I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."

"If by ""eat clean"" you mean ""donuts in the shower"", then yes - I eat clean."

"""Aw man, who's going to agree to play Frodo in the Lord of the Rings movies?"" ""Elijah Would."""

"What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Do you lava me like I lava you?"