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Joke of the Day

"Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10? Because 7 8 9!"

"Moths must love dying because they get to go towards the light. Ughh I just anthropomorphised moths with unverified human ideas about death."

"An invisible man marries an invisible woman... The kids weren't much to look at!"

"There is nothing more vile and disgusting than child pornographers. In my opinion, they should be tried as adults."

"My girlfriend asked me how much we would spend at our wedding. Me: I don't want to spend very much. Her: I want it to be a ten thousand dollar wedding. Me: Okay, so you, can do that then."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? **[Deleted]**"

"California is getting so much rain right now... ...that even Caitlyn Jenner is getting wet."

"Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died? He pasta way. His legacy will become a pizza history."

"Have you ever traveled in time? How about now?"

"[VERY RACIST-NSFW] So they get married... So a nigger and a Mexican get married, and both sets of their parents are afraid... THAT THEIR GRANDCHILDREN WILL BE TOO LAZY TO STEAL"