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Joke of the Day

"HUH? Why did the farmer sell his frog leg ranch? He found out it was a 'rough toad to hoe.'"

"There's a lot of speculation about the new iPhone. It's expected to have a larger screen and a better operating system. Yes, the new iPhone will be called last year's Samsung Galaxy."

"wander ten miles over the German border, shoot everybody in sight and then claim you were never over the line"

"Little miss muffet. Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey, when down came a spider, who sat down beside her and said "" what's in the bowl bitch""."

"[Dads birthday] ""Make a wish Dad"" *Dad blows out candles *Looks around *Looks @ wife Where did our son go? -What son? *Dad cries with joy"

"Why did the stoplight turn red? Well, wouldn't you turn red if you were caught changing in the middle of the street?"

"I was in the car with my girlfriend, and I started hearing this annoying whining noise... So my girlfriend got out to look at the engine and I drove off."

"Why did jillian fall of the swing? She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)"

"NEVER FORGET WHERE YOU CAME FROM. I just came from wolfing down a Kit-Kat in the utility closet."

"I work in the meat department and a customer asks me what is the difference between the Halal chicken and the regular chicken. I said ""Regular chicken lays eggs. Halal chicken lays hand grenades."""