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Joke of the Day

"Papa Bear: I wish he'd Mackle more. Mama Bear: I wish he'd Mackle less. Baby Bear: I tore the throat out of a girl who stole our porridge."

"Tourist in America I was going to take my wife to visit all the sites where they protested the police shooting of innocent black men. But i've only got 6 months...plus community service."

"Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart? Because noble gases are nonreactive."

"What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain"

"Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia? It gives them an opportunity to *pump-kin*."

"What did the cannibal girl do after she dumped her boyfriend? Wiped her butt."

"Don't be racist! I takes all colors to make a rainbow. Except black. There's no black in a rainbow. Credits to vinesauce"

"Say whatever you want about pedophiles... ..but at least they slow down in school zones..."

"If Kevin Bacon ever killed someone, the best a prosecutor could probably do is convict him of 6th degree murder."

"Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled? Because he's a bad wrapper"