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Joke of the Day

"Me: You know, talking to yourself doesn't make you crazy. Me: I know, right? Me: It's a sign of advanced intelligence. Me: High-5. Me: Word."

"Kids....because who doesn't enjoy a fun game of ""What the hell is that smell and whose room is it coming from?"""

"The Supreme Court is like regular court but with sour creme, guacamole and extra cheese."

"Being fat is when you watch Jurassic Park and wonder if dinosaur tastes good."

"What are the fattest letters? O.B.C.D"

"Im pretty sure my dick is a masochist It loves being beaten every day"

"What do you call a religious cow in the Middle East? A Moooooslim!!"

"3 great things about getting old and losing your memory 1. You're always making new friends. 2. Every joke you hear is new. 3. I uh, I forget the third one."

"[commercial] [man comes home after long day, opens front door and is attacked by 8 cats] MAN: There has to be a better way! Narrator: DOGS"

"Why do British prostitutes always carry Vaseline? Because their lips have so many chaps on them!"