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Joke of the Day

"If I wear a wizard hat and robe to my cousin's wedding this weekend, I bet no one asks me if I'm next."

"What's the pirate movie rated? PG-13!"

"Did you know that 2 x 10 is the same 2 x 11 One is twenty and the other is twenty two."

"What's brown and runny Usain Bolt"

"Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff? He wanted to try out his new air brakes."

"The sun is a star. So technically it's night all the time."

"[NSFW] Why is Popeye's penis soft and smooth? He puts it in Olive Oyl. Edit: I don't know why this is tagged under religion. \_()_/ "

"What's a bulimiac's favourite porno? Deep throat"

"Which award did the knoc knock joke get? The nobel prize."

"""And remember to talk to everyone like they're a 3rd grader."" - flight attendant manual"