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Joke of the Day

"Hotel guest to desk clerk: ""I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."" Desk clerk: ""No, it's regular porn you sick fuck."""

"What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News? ""We're going to build a wall"""

"If there's not a man out there with ""Gluten Free"" tattooed above his junk then we've failed as a society"

"Why do blonde girls have bruises around their belly buttons? Because blonde guys aren't that smart either"

"Notice: Due to overwhelming political pressure, Cracker Barrel will now be known as Caucasian Barrel."

"Meteorologists have recently reconfigured the 5 categories of hurricane. Number 5 will blow you away."

"What do you call italian food that is bad? A pizza shit"

"My wife has been helping my neighbor hook up his VCR for 3 hours now. Starting to get suspicious... What kind of monster still has a VCR?"

"""Fig Newtons: they're like a funeral in your mouth!"""

"What an age we live in... ... when a family of billionaires moves into government subsidized housing previously occupied by black people."