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Joke of the Day

"How do I submit a joke? Do I hand my life in?"

"Wanted to be a Karmania?! it is so much easy to have comment karmas than having 1 simple link karma"

"Have you seen the documentary on Freddie Mercury's butthole? It's called ""Under Pressure""."

"I hate jokes that rely on visual imagery... I've had it up to here with them."

"Have a box of tissues on hand when you watch ""Ghosts of Girlfriends Past"" on DVD, guys. And, yes, I mean for the copious weeping. Jerks."

"Apple has created a new product only for the Chinese It's called i-opener"

"I just watched two mice screwing in a lightbulb But for the life of me, I can't figure out how they got in there."

"You can lead a horse to water... but you can't make it drink, unless you have someone to hold his head under while you suck at his ass like a straw."

"How can you tell when a man pumping gas is a male porn star? Right before the gas stops pumping, he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car."

"One ovary was talking to another ovary.... Left Ovary: ""Better watch out!"" Right Ovary: ""Why?"" Left Ovary: ""There's two nuts out there trying to cram an organ in here."""