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Joke of the Day

"You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard."

"What is an astronaut's favorite meal? *Launch*"

"What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path? Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants."

"Show me a gay married couple And I'll show you a couple that hasn't been married 25 years."

"I farted in church today..... I farted in church today and four people spun around in their seats and looked at me. I felt like I was on the Voice!"

"I hate spiders ...but I respect the Daddy Long Leg. The Daddy Long Leg has a very special ability, the ability to make ANY man, regardless of age, say the word daddy."

"What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A good start."

"I don't get computer-related jokes. ..not even a bit."

"A team of computer scientists just announced their discovery of the new largest prime number. Apparently it's 5x larger than the last one!"

"I the shell off a snail yesterday... you'd think it would move faster, but it was really kinda sluggish."