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Joke of the Day

"Starting a blog that's just reviews of the food I steal out of the fridge at work."

"If they want to increase the use of public transit, they should start using a scale at the DMV license renewal counter."

"So I asked my grandma I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""

"Economic research Economists are still trying to figure out why the girls with the least principle attract the most interest."

"""And... uh... chocolate kills dogs."" - God puts the finishing touches on life on earth."

"Sources say Amazon to invest in maternity wards in hopes of expanding their delivery services."

"Ever heard of the blind gynecologist? He could read lips"

"I just got back from a once in a lifetime trip.... ....I'll tell you what, never again"

"what a compliment by husband../ Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""

"FRIEND: I just found out my kid lost another tooth ME: Really? Which one? FRIEND: Katie ME: Wow, I didn't know your kid named his teeth"