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Joke of the Day

"If they want to increase the use of public transit, they should start using a scale at the DMV license renewal counter."

"Jenny on the mine field Jenny is running through a mine field and waves her hands within 2km... Bonus round: Who's there? - Definitely not Jenny?"

"What do woman and KFC have in common After the breast and the thigh there is nothing left but a greasy box to stick your bone in."

"[aliens talking] ""They call it a sel-fee"" A photograph of oneself? ""Sometimes several"" But why? ""We have one theory"" Go on ""They're idiots"""

"If you really think about it, James Earl Jones and Morgan Freeman tickling each other would be pretty much the greatest thing ever."

"What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didn't give a hoot !"

"I bet Usher shows everyone to their seats at his concerts."

"And the cat's in the cradle so the baby must be at the pet groomer's, this is a terrible mix-up."

"On average, a person has sex 86 times a year. Apparently, this is going to be one hell of a week."

"The possibility that I hit REPLY ALL haunts every email I've ever sent."