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Joke of the Day
"""And... uh... chocolate kills dogs."" - God puts the finishing touches on life on earth."
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"My cell phone fell in the pool...now I know what it feels like to have someone you love drown."
"What do Smokey the Bear and Alexander the Great have in common? Their middle name."
"In the beginning God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. - Since then neither God nor Man has rested."
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"What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !"