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Joke of the Day
"Sources say Amazon to invest in maternity wards in hopes of expanding their delivery services."
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"Now that I've removed my windshield wipers I shouldn't be getting anymore parking tickets."
"ME: hah, no way. well, maybe sometimes- or i guess...yes? i don't know, what was the question again INTERVIEWER: are you indecisive"
"Putting captions in the wrong place You know what I hate the most...?"
"I deleted all my german friends off my phone... Its now Hans free."
"Different ways to say ""NO"": German: Nein Russian: Niej Arabic: La Women: Yes, but ..."
"What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies? Almond Joy."
"What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands? Having half a screaming child on your hands."
"I refuse to go bungee jumping.... ... I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one."
"How I like my women.. If their old enough to pee, their alright for me. or If their over 8, dont take the bait."