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Joke of the Day
"When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon... ...they gave him the cold shoulder."
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"If I'm found dead in the bathtub clutching a toaster, check for Pop-Tarts before jumping to conclusions."
"MOVIES: Ok, time for bed kiddo. *child kisses parents and goes to bed MY HOUSE: Time for bed. *mixed martial acrobatics is now a sport"
"A priest and a rabbi are walking together. The priest sees an attractive young boy and asks the rabbi , do you want to fuck him? The rabbi asks , out of what?"
"Stephen Hawking masturbating Now there's a stroke of genius"
"Poor tradesman... ...blame his fools. I mean tools. Fuckin keyboard"
"What does a priest get when he wants pussy? Nun"
"This is Bob.. Bob has no hands. -*Knock, knock* -Whos there? -Not Bob!"
"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their faces."
"Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil? Insufficient funds."