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Joke of the Day
"When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon... ...they gave him the cold shoulder."
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"That moment. You're driving, music blaring singing at the top of your lungs. You're a rockstar till the music cuts out & you hear your voice"
"What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? ""Where's my tractor"""
"Mechanical bull rides are a good place to meet someone with busted genitals."
"Every morning, I get out of bed and run around the block 5 times. Then I slide the block back under the bed and go back to sleep."
"I give this cheese an ""A"" I grated it myself"
"What do hard-working grocery store clerks get every year? A celery increase."
"[NSFW] Why do hipsters like anal sex? Because it's indie ass!"
"If everyone was like you the human race would lose faith in the world."
"How Does a Racist Joke Start? With a small million dollar loan from his father."