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Joke of the Day
"I give this cheese an ""A"" I grated it myself"
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"What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee? A Mugging."
"Mommy, they call me nymphomaniac at school... -Don't worry Lissa, it's just kid's stuff. Now you go to sleep before dark, or the Boogeyman will come at eat you. -Yeah! He should come and eat my pussy!"
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