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Joke of the Day

"What do hard-working grocery store clerks get every year? A celery increase."

"You call it nervousness or having the jitters. I call it, I think my body was possessed by a meth addict in detox. Samesies?"

"if your grave doesnt say ""rest in peace"" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war"

"What do you call a waffle that burps too much? A belchin waffle."

"It takes many nails to build a crib... ...but only one screw to fill it."

"When you're feeling bored and unsatisfied with life, just remember... That there are some people who think Golf is interesting."

"Transitioning to a Smurf Today I'm excited to announce I'm transitioning to a Smurf...starting with my balls."

"Not that anybody asked, but the Irresistible Force beats the Immovable Object every time."

"10 WARNING SIGNS THAT YOU'RE CURRENTLY READING A LIST"

"So I was walking past my local supermarket the other day and a man started to throw cheese, butter and milk at me. How dairy."