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Joke of the Day
"What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? ""Where's my tractor"""
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"What did one paedophile say to the other? Swap you two fives for a ten"
"Catholic Priests are taking one for the team... They're touching children, for Christ's sake..."
"I do not, and never will, know my confirmation number."
"Who names hurricanes? Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy?"
"Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year? Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth."
"ME: ""Hey, the 1980s called and they want their pants back"" STRANGER WHO IS SECRETLY A TIME COP: ""They called?! That's a level 3 violation!"""
"People are always mistaken thinking there is only 1 letter in the pirate dictionary, in actual fact there is 10 Eye eye, argh and the 7 seas"
"Which musician is the most generous? Cher"
"My girlfriend of 8 years recently told me she used to be a man This actually itsn't a joke I just had to get it off my chest. I'm heartbroken, what should I do?"