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Joke of the Day

"Meth, because teeth are annoying."

"""Nothing rhymes with orange"" No it doesn't."

"I've been a little worried about the voices I hear in my head,.. .. luckily one of them is a therapist and he's been helping me through it."

"I found out R. Kelly had sex with that girl because she reminded him of his mother He has an Oedipiss complex."

"I keep my porn in the oven! My wife will never find it there!"

"If you tuck your t-shirt into your shorts, don't be surprised if my kid kicks you in the nuts. I'm trying to raise him right."

"[at the drs] Dr: are you sexually active? Me: yeah Dr: with real people Me [avoiding eye contact & twisting my foot in the ground]: yip"

"My TCP server is getting fat Too many processed syn-acks"

"Woman runs into a police station shouting, ""Help! I've been graped!"" Policeman responds with, ""Don't you mean RAPED?"" Woman replies, ""No - there was a whole bunch of 'em!"""

"Men are like floors... Lay them right the first time, and you can walk all over them."