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Joke of the Day

"I found out R. Kelly had sex with that girl because she reminded him of his mother He has an Oedipiss complex."

"Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement? Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist."

"Symptoms of mental illness: -Hearing voices -Hallucinating -Complaining about how other people use their social media accounts"

"If a blind girl says you have a big penis She's probably just pulling your leg"

"If anyone lost a roll of hundred dollar bills, with a rubber band around it...... I found the rubber band."

"So I suppose Obi-Gyn Kenobi would have used the forceps?"

"A dodgeball player died recently... He will be missed."

"Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up? They call their tailor Herr Dresser"

"So a guy gets on a bus carrying a pole. The bus driver asks him ""Are you a pole vaulter?"" The man replies ""No, I'm Swiss. And how did you know my last name was Vaulter?""."

"Cookie. I would give you a cookie, but I took a byte out of it."