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Joke of the Day
"I keep my porn in the oven! My wife will never find it there!"
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"Castles are great but I wish you could rent other forms of bouncy architecture"
"What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do? ...Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog"
"The man who created knock knock jokes deserves a no-bell prize."
"I am liking the people from Finland They always finish"
"What's a pornstars favorite drink? 7 up in cider"
"What's the greatest trick the Austrians ever pulled off? It was to convince the world that Mozart was Austrian and that Hitler in fact was German."
"There once was a man from Nantucket... Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin: ""If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."""
"""Goodnight moon."" *Moon takes out one earbud* ""No, Pepsi is not ok."""
"I was in a nightclub grinding on a girl. When someone said, ""What the fuck are you doing with that skateboard?"""