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Joke of the Day

"How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? Two. One to eat it, another to look out for traffic!"

"A Hot Romance While watching a romantic movie, my wife leans over and whispers in my ear ""I want you to make me sweaty and wet."" So I shut off the fan."

"[NSFW] Why was the Pedophile depressed? Because he couldn't fit in"

"It's a bit drizzy out there... Expect a li'l wayne"

"Suddenly had the urge to lay on the floor and do stomach crunches. Then I found some bubble wrap and that urge went away."

"Theres plenty of fish in the sea. Theres loads of trash at the dump. Theres tons of bones in a skeleton. Bugs are everywhere."

"SON: [Stood by tree with apple on head] Dad, what ever happened to my three younger brothers? WILLIAM TELL: [Aiming arrow] ....Chicken pox"

"What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself? D'EAU!"

"Hub: Let's go see a movie Me: Ok. How bout this one? *points* H: Why do we have to see a movie with subtitles? I didn't do anything wrong."

"ME: here's your bday present! BUDDY: [tries to grab it but it won't budge] did u wrap your own hand flipping the bird again ME: just open it"