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Joke of the Day

"A Hot Romance While watching a romantic movie, my wife leans over and whispers in my ear ""I want you to make me sweaty and wet."" So I shut off the fan."

"DOCTOR: I'm afraid I've got bad news ME: *pulls an apple from pocket* DOCTOR: *sweating* GOOD NEWS, I MEANT GOOD NEWS"

"I think the most romantic thing a woman can do for a man on Valentine's Day is to have a vagina."

"Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright but it's cheap and spreads easy."

"A lot of people look at Russian roulette as a negative game, but statistically it's actually one of the only games you can't lose twice"

"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef Strokenoff"

"So I just saw the new fifty shades of grey movie It was pretty Greyt"

"Rapture's tomorrow. Christians will be flying up into the air to meet Jesus. Two words: DUCK HUNT"

"Why is (or isn't) it okay to make jokes about rape?"

"I had a joke about time travel but you guys didn't like it."