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Joke of the Day

"What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself? D'EAU!"

"Damn girl are you a cougar? No, I am a feminist, sexual harassment lawyer with a microphone hidden under my blouse."

"Difference between Men and Women Women may be able to fake orgasms but men can fake relationships!"

"I bought a pack of pencils and one was unsharpened. I thought it was pretty pointless"

"What's black and white and red all over? A happy orca."

"Why don't they play poker in Africa? Too many cheetahs"

"(Not a joke) The Aristocrats I'm sure all of you had different forms or variations of The Aristocrats, but what's the best one you guys have heard?"

"Neighbor thinks I'm stalking her. Any time she hears a noise she is purified. Petrified! Sorry, not easy reading a diary thru binoculars."

"What do you get when you blow up a police station? Bacon bits I came up with this joke 15 years ago when I was a dumbass teen.. maybe in poor taste with everything going on but thought I'd share."

"What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth? Go go power rangers!"