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Joke of the Day

"Hub: Let's go see a movie Me: Ok. How bout this one? *points* H: Why do we have to see a movie with subtitles? I didn't do anything wrong."

"What is the most confusing day in Harlem Fathers day"

"Knock Knock Its the Spanish inquisition"

"Guy: so what u up to after this? Me: {remembering my friend said to be mysterious but quirky} probably eat a whole red onion in an alley"

"thinking about eating a lot of candy. which i have obtained legaly, through the trick or treat system, for many years"

"my test required a number two, pencil i thought it was a pretty shitty requirement"

"I always pictured Madonna playing The Invisible Woman in those Fantastic Four films... ...she would've made a great Immaterial Girl."

"What did the doctor say to the man wearing cling-film? I can clearly see you're nuts"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Darth Vader Barbie ...with plastic helmet; pull the string and she sounds like James Earl Jones"

"""It behooves you."" -Inventor of the horseshoe, explaining to a dubious horse."