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Joke of the Day

"Hey, are you BB-8? (harmless spoiler) Coz I'd like to fix your antenna ( )"

"How many first-time theater directors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, what do you guys think?"

"TIFU by making an overused joke. Reddit"

"In America, people rob banks ... In Soviet Russia, Banks rob you ! :)"

"[Job Interview] ""It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics. What is 17 X 19?"" ""36"" ""That's not even close"" ""But it was quick"""

"How many redditors does it take to repost a joke? About four."

"Did you hear about the shooting at the Dyslexic makeup factory? It was a total mascara."

"So, Noah found two polar bears in the Mideast? And after the flood, he took them back to Canada? That sounds plausible. #GodScience"

"Me: Now what's the rule, son? 11yo: *sighs* If his first album came out after 2000, I can't call him a rapper. Me: You're learning..."

"Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands."