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Joke of the Day

"Me: Now what's the rule, son? 11yo: *sighs* If his first album came out after 2000, I can't call him a rapper. Me: You're learning..."

"What do you call a talk on male anatomy? A semenar"

"I hate girls who insert the phrase ""my boyfriend"" into every conversation. So does my boyfriend."

"Windows 10 will support MKV and FLAC natively. Hey Microsoft, it's 2002 calling. Thanks for thinking of us. Ps. So LAME"

"Have you heard the one about the suicidal homosexual He hung out in the closet"

"What did the train say on the way to auschwitz? Jew-Jew I'm sorry, that made me feel dirty. Should probably take a shower..."

"Q: Did you hear about the guy that threw away a duck? A: He got down in the dumps."

"Attidude Redefined for love: I can always take care of my self... But still, i want the person who can prove to me that i can't..."

"How do small people call each other? On microphones."

"How does a sociopath say goodbye? Manip-ya-later!"