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Joke of the Day
"In America, people rob banks ... In Soviet Russia, Banks rob you ! :)"
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"I'm not a Facebook status, you don't have to like me."
"Walked up to 2 guys talking business and told them ""get a conference room!"""
"How much dessert does a dieting Jedi eat at an Italian restaurant? Only one cannoli."
"that sinking feeling... when you're on the Titanic"
"Brain: Walk up to her and offer her a drink. Me: I WANT TO DRINK YOU LIKE A SIPPY CUP. Brain: Can you actually hear me?"
"Drew Barrymore Now I just need to colour him in"
"What does a cat say when he likes something? It's purrrfect."
"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."
"Most people go talk to a therapist, family, or friends to get shit off their chest... ...I however just go take a shower."