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Joke of the Day
"In America, people rob banks ... In Soviet Russia, Banks rob you ! :)"
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"My girlfriend is kind of like Pandora. Everyone once and a while I just have to let it know I'm still listening even though its all just noise at this point."
"A Jew and an American are sitting on a bus... The Holocaust denier farts. The Jew says, ""That's gross!"" The Holocaust denier says, ""What, a little gas never killed anyone."""
"What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas? Rice."
"According to my neighbor's journal, I have ""boundary isues."""
"Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!"
"Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out the window"
"If she calls me cheap one more time I'm gonna return her anniversary gift to 7/11."
"What did the hummingbird do to his girlfriend? He nectar!"
"You've heard of ""helicopter parents"" but I had a ""boomerang father"". He was meant to come back but he never did."