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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the shooting at the Dyslexic makeup factory? It was a total mascara."
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"My Website Hacking 101 class is going okay. I just learned how to bypass the Birth Date Security on beer websites."
"How to parallel park: 1) Park somewhere else."
"How do you call a meerkat? C'meerkat."
"Did you know that ancient Egyptians were related by their farts? It's true. They had a toot in common."
"All the good Liam Neeson jokes are Taken."
"1998: - Don't get in strangers' cars - Don't meet ppl from internet 2016: - Literally summon strangers from internet to get in their car"
"My therapist says I should stop breaking into his house to tell him all my problems ... and also that he's not a therapist ."
"What is Beethoven's favourite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NA BA-NA-NA-NA"
"I once got so drunk I put shaving cream on my face & used an electric shaver. Then poured a glass of wine on my face b/c I had no aftershave"