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Joke of the Day

"Does the Ku Klux Klan hold a 3k run every year as a fund raiser? Shouldn't they? I mean, they are racists after all. The publicity just writes itself."

"What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics? None, even if you win, you're still retarded."

"If the beavers are rowing their canoe down main st and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes will it take to shingle a dog house? Seven because ice cream has no bones"

"You scream, I scream, we all scream, then I leave the women's restroom."

"Why doesn't Captain Picard have an iPhone He already has an android, and it came with a data plan."

"Pinocchio boarded a bus in Rome. The bus was full of priests, except for one seat. Pinocchio took the seat and said"" Thank god I'm not a real boy!!"""

"Stubbed my toe this morning. It's because I received a chain letter in 1992 and only sent it to four of my friends."

"what's a pirate comedian's favorite reddit? aaaarrrrrrrr/jokes"

"I read that if you have 2 hangovers a year you are an alcoholic so I'm around 104 alcoholics"

"Me: Goodnight moon Moon: night. Me: What? Moon: nothing. It's fine. Me: You're acting distant Moon: I'm 238,900 miles away"