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Joke of the Day
"You scream, I scream, we all scream, then I leave the women's restroom."
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"Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair."
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"What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions? A gallop poll."
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"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they."
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"I got the early bird special at Denny's. Don't do it, these worms taste like shit."